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Total Medals Earned: 121 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/26/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 5/26/10
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 5/26/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 5/26/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 5/26/10
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 5/26/10
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 5/26/10
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 4/25/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 5/18/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 5/18/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/13 (90/155 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/11/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
I can double jump
I like my wall Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/11/11
10 Points
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button Unlocked 6/11/11
25 Points
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 7/9/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/21 (90/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Got Wood? Unlocked 10/16/10
5 Points
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Gut Busting Unlocked 10/16/10
5 Points
Step on the trap
Bad Doggy 5 Points Race the wolf... and lose
Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points Get crushed
Big Brother 5 Points Rescue Gretel
Free Bird 5 Points Teach hansel how to fly
Frosty Impaler 5 Points Be too greedy
Here Doggy! 5 Points Give a dog a bone
Metal Meal 5 Points Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points Disrespect your elders
Revenge 5 Points Beat a dead horse
Saviour 5 Points Keep both dinner guests alive
Sensory Overload 5 Points Reveal the bridge
Slayer 5 Points Slay the beast
Snip Snip 5 Points Get cut
Spiked 5 Points Get the pit death
Ssssssurprise! 5 Points Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Swan Dive 5 Points Go for a swim
Weather Master 5 Points Solve the weather puzzle
Where's My Arm? 5 Points Pet the teddy
A Trusty Hat 10 Points Give Rufus back his hat
A Woman's Tears 10 Points Free Emma
Till Part 3... 10 Points Complete the game
Grimm Master 2 25 Points Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Birdie Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Liberal Animation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorceress Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Head Essplode! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Holy Shhhhhh Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/190 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/26/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/26/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/22/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Falling Llama Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)